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12 Universal Fart Principles

1. Who denied it, supplied it

2. Who smelt it, dealt it

3. Who detected it, ejected it

4. Who said the (above) rhyme, also did the crime

5. Why is Fart
A word we can’t say?
Despite the fact we Fart
Countless times each day?

6. What is a burp?
A fart that lost its way

7. Why fart and waste it
When you can burp and taste it

8. Beans beans good for heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let’s have beans for every meal

9. We graduate into adulthood,
the day we learn,
the ancient art,
of the silent fart

10. Driving down the highway,
Doing eighty-four,
Johnny let a big one,
Blew me out the door!
Earth couldn’t take it,
Space fell apart,
All because of Johnny’s
Supersonic fart!

11. A little gush of wind
Straight from the heart;
It trickled down my backbone
It’s also called a fart.
A fart can be useful;
It gives the body ease,
It warms the bed in winter
And suffocates the fleas.

12. Better to fart and bear the shame,
Than hold the fart and bear the pain!

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